Chrisism No. 6 Hoodie - Hnasty Woose

A Chrisism is defined as stupid things our brother Chris has said over the course of his life. We have created a whole line of products to immortalize these phrases.

Chrisism No. 6 is Hnasty Woose. This one is ridiculous, so stay with me. Look up the game Scattergories. You're given a letter of the alphabet and a list of all the things you have to come up with that start with that letter. We had "H" for "Flavor of Ice Cream" and "W" for "Things that Fly", both things happening in different rounds. My brother decided Hnasty was a flavor of ice cream that could exist, and there was a flying thing somewhere called a woose. After this ONE evening, calling a person a "Hnasty Woose" just seemed like an appropriate insult.

 

And then there's this super in-depth description of the hoodie:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.