Chrisism No. 3 Hoodie - Posh Posh, Where's the Squash?

A Chrisism is defined as stupid things our brother Chris has said over the course of his life. We have created a whole line of products to immortalize these phrases.

Chrisism No. 3 is Posh Posh, Where's the Squash. No one really knows what this means. We naturally assume it's a variation of "pish-posh," as in brushing off unwanted advice or telling someone they're overreacting. What any of that has to do with squash? It rhymed.

And then there's this super in-depth description of the hoodie:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.